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internetexplorers:

"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via stability)

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

(via guccier)

sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

(via guccier)

jaguah:

✯ similar posts here ✯

luismxo:

WANT TO BE PROMOTED TO 1,738,000 ++  DASHBOARDS?

  • Like = 100-150 new followers
  • Reblog = 150++ new followers
  • Like and reblog for a 98% chance of being promoted!

Must be following all 18 blogs below: 

  1. matchless (47K)
  2. p-raise (78K)
  3. satisfying (122K)
  4. safeguards (100K)
  5. happiest (92K)
  6. explores (132K)
  7. metalhearted (186K)
  8. overdid (72K)
  9. brazul (56K)
  10. inobligality (82K)
  11. collapsed (62K)
  12. thvnders (123K)
  13. traum-e (71K)
  14. pedigree (86K)
  15. cant-remember-last-night (93K)
  16. rushings (123K)
  17. unpresentable (102K)
  18. unimportant (111K)

We know you’re thinking “OMG wtf, that’s 18 blogs to follow!”, But remind you we have 1,738,000+ followers in all. I promise once you start gaining - you will think “I’m so glad that I followed them.” This is a give and take process. You’ll have a chance to be promoted to thousands of dashboards and get some followers. We won’t promise you to gain hundreds of followers; but there some people who gained hundreds already, so goodluck!

The more honest everyone is about following the more people will be promoted to our 1,738,000+ followers! :)

***Please do not try to be sneaky because we DO check. We will not promote those who does not follow all of us, BLOCKING LIARS****

(Source: unpopuler, via pedigree)

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

(via stability)